We Don't Care About Celebrity Sightings...

we'd much rather spy on people we know.

The Apple flagship on 5th Avenue documented the 1st 24 hours of the store with a live webcam, and we spotted our favorite web designer, J (name withheld to protect his top secret identity), cruising by on his bike at 11.

You can't hide from us--we have eyes everywhere. MWAHAHAHA-MWAHAHAHAAA!